- select a theme
- think up plenty of puns about that theme
- buy a suit in a color that suits the theme
- find something thematic to wear on your head
- poison the water supply
You hire people to stage your shootings prettyboyshyflizzy?
a lot of girls really do want a dude like drake, which presents somewhat of a problem since there’s only one of him and the rest of us for the most part are really not trying to be on that level like that.
at least they have prettyboyshyflizzy
whats wrong with treating my ladies like drake
and niggas like 50 cent
I was at a party last weekend and my friend said he got 200 retweets on a tweet and shows me a stupid picstitch of something I’ve seen on reddit/ifunny before. While he is gloating about his .00001 seconds of internet fame, I’m sipping on a beer thinking to myself ‘if only I could tell you about my insane blog on tumblr without sounding gay’
AND SHE’S A TERRIBLE RAPPER
reblogging again because the last two tweets are why i don’t feel the need to protect her against misogyny. she’s a female misogynist and slut-shamer. has she apologized for those or what?